Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
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William Goldman
You don´t need a stage to prove that you´re a bad speaker.
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Alin Sav
Don't worry if you've been labeled as weird. Who wants to be classed as normal in an insane world?
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Anonymous
Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.
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Candace C. Bowen
I m not funny, really m not ! ! ! I just tell people the truth, and then they start laughing and say haha you are funny...but seriously m not! ! !
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Shashankbisht
More Quotes By Eoin Colfer
You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I know you shared a moment passionne with Artemis which he subsequently fouled up with his typical boorish behavior. Let me just throw something...
Confidence is ignorance. If you're feeling cocky, it's because there's something you don't know.
It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.
If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.
No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.
